From Long-Hard Susan
Poling up the river in a three-hand boat,
Too deep to carry, too shallow to float,
Too deep to carry, too shallow to float.
If it doesn't lift your spirits it'll leave you numb
Best cure for the river is a bottle of rum,
Best cure for the river is a bottle of rum.
Listen to the forwarder struttin' on the quay,
He's quick to tell the boatman how the river will be.
Workin' up the rift the current swung her round,
Bedbugs swum ashore, poor boatman nearly got drowned.
Sweatin' in the heat of day, chillin' in the rain,
Sleepin' in the open got the ague again.
Frostbite in November took my toes away,
Devil take the blackfly 'bout the last week in May.
Sweet Annie from Schenectady, she broke my heart, (heartbreak)
Her face is in the firelight, the river sings her part.
I fought all through this wilderness in '59
Still fancy I see shadows moving most of the time.
Morning comes up early for a fast bateau,
Shoulder to the setting pole, you push off and go.
But there ain't no cure for living in a bottle of rum.