from Spoony the Sooner Fed (sanctioned by The Hearty Rumaway)
Spoony Spoony Spoony Spoony Spoony Spoony
Spoony Spoony Spoony Spoon
Spoony Spoony Spoony Spoony Spoony Spoony
Spoony Spoony Spoony Spoon
Spoony the Sooner Fed
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Rummy[^30]
Attend the tale of Spoony Todd
His skin was pale and his eye was odd
He took the spoons of gentlemen
Who never thereafter were heard of again
He trod a path that few have trod, did Spoony Todd
The demon spoon of Spoon Street
Swing your ladle high, Spoony! Hold it to the sky!
Freely flows the soup of those who moralize
And here’s to you, Hearty Rumaway
Grandma[^31] loves you more than you will know (oh oh oh)
Treezus bless you please, Hearty Rumaway
Fiddler’s Green holds a place for those who play rug-bay (be careful)
Spoony! Goin’ in on a verse and I never been defeated and I won’t stop now
Keep your hands up put ‘em in the sky for the pirates didn’t make it and my fish locked down
Make millions every year, the West's champion
'Cause all I do, all I, all I, all I, all I do is…
WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT
A spoonful of rum helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down, the medicine go down
A spoonful of rum helps the medicine go down
In the most piratical way