From Tripple Nipple Jones
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me,
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac
I'm gonna marry Mary so that Mary will take care o' me,
Well I’ll be feeling merry when I marry Mary Mac
Do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do
This little girl, her name is Mary Mac,
Make no mistake she's the girl I’m gonna track,
A lot of other fella's want to get her on her back,
But I'm thinkin' that they'll have to get up early
Now this wee lass, she’s got a lot of class,
Got a lot of cash, she thinks I'm a gas,
I'd be a silly ass, to let the matter pass,
Her father thinks she suits me very fairly
Now Mary and her mother gang an awful lot together,
In fact you hardly ever see the one without the other,
And people wonder whether it is Mary or her mother,
Or both of them together that I'm courtin'
Now the weddin' day 's on Wednesday, and everything's arranged,
Her name will soon be changed to mine, unless her mind is changed,
I'm making the arrangements, it’s making me deranged,
For marriage is an awful undertaking
It's sure to be a grand affair and grander than a fair
There's going to be a coach and pair for every couple there
We'll dine upon the finest fare I'm sure to get my share
If I don't we'll all be very much mistaken
This little girl, her name is Mary Mac,
Make no mistake she's the girl I’m gonna track,
A lot of other fella's want to get her on her back,
But I'm thinkin' that they'll have to get up early