(conceived by Busty Boots and Scrimshaw Bootystache)
Oh, dental dams, you are so great,
I would use you on a first date.
Oh dental dams protect my teeth
When I go down underneath.
Folly-rolly-ri-ee
Folly-rolly-ree,
Dental dams you’re the one for me,
Folly-rolly-ri-ee
Folly-rolly-ree,
Lick the vagina, one-two-three!